Friday, March 31, 2006

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

making up for the lost ones and zeros of the hard drive disaster

Sunday, March 26, 2006

staten thailand

Saturday, March 25, 2006

a clown can get away with murder. its so big and so a hundred dollars. its about hiding from yourself or some deep shit like that.

that's on the ceiling of mcdonalds how totally killer is that. i bought a mcflurry and watched the elephants.

that's really how tony lives. he functions better with his pants down.

i'm pretty sure that means exactly what it says and i need not say anymore about it.

check out the snot mustache

ok, that bear went from a fucking furious wild beast struggling to survive on trout and berries to a refined cyclist who receives free medical, dental and culinary service from clowns. what doesn't seem right about that.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

sorry didn't ask.

lazerwolf fuck yeah

sorry its so blurry. it says "royal inbreeding had its problems while god stepped out for a smoke". $20.

people are always like why do you always use pink blue and yellow. i say that its because i have a lot of those colors because i found them for really cheap one time. like i have a whole gallon of pink because it was a $2 paint store mistake. so i have to use it. the same with yellow and the same with blue. people never believe me when i say that's why i use those colors so much. but look. that's light blue for $1. why wouldn't i use it. if i found green for a dollar i'd use that too but i haven't found any.

silver jews why weren't you there? they all look like your boring uncle.

those retards were trying to see stars from new york city.

i hope you can read that sign. its worth it.

oh yeah happy st. patrick's day. i was at at fancy pizza restaurant on st. marks and two of the chefs vaulted their muscular italian bodies over the counter. i didn't know what was going on so i followed them outside and they were totally having a little wwf style rumble on the sidewalk with an intoxicated gentleman. the italians won not only the fight, but also my heart.

the new vice magazine is out. some guy ate whole fucking cow. and "the cruise" was released on dvd too. i've been waiting almost forever for that to happen. watch it watch it.


Wednesday, March 15, 2006

watch the fuck out.
this is a boy in a skeleton costume drawing

watch the fuck out.
this is a man in a redneck costume drawing. actually he is the drummer for a band called The Lazerwolfs. i have never heard their music but i want to.

have you ever really thought about how gross kissing is. like, somtimes when i was doing it i would laugh because its just so gross. i mean its fun or whatever but so is eating ice cream, and that came out of cow boobies. but now that i got dumped i don't kiss people anymore.

this is a twenty dollar bill i got out of my wallet. i don't find those often so i got excited and decided to make a painting about it. if you want to buy the painting it costs $20. i think that's fair.

indian guts. $20.

this is a super top secret preview of a super top secret painting. eric and i found that wood in soho and carried it all the way back. its so big and i was worried i wouldn't have enough ideas to put on it. i'm still worried about that so instead of filling it with ideas i'll fill it with colors. its not done yet but it'll be super expensive. sometimes, like when i need money for food, i really hope my soul is marketable.

ok. i saw this a few nights ago. this kind of thing happens all the time in my room and i have recently started to ignore the insanity because it has become so normal. but then i was like, this is totally nuts. what is this kid doing? this isn't normal. i looked up from my computer and saw tony like brushing his teeth.

then he saw that i took a picture and posed because spreading his hairy italian legs for photos is one of his favorite things to do.

after tony brushes his teeth he usually likes to look at himself in the mirror. i'm not joking. this is what he does.

tony is single, by the way, and quite a catch. if you are a single female between the ages of 17 and 25 give tony a call. he's got a cute butt and a cute smile.

some hippie jumps.

that's totally mr. recipe from QVC. maybe your aunt and uncle have seen him. apparently he's a legend for his use of vanilla in cooking. on his business card it says that he trademarked the name "mr. recipe". pretty cool i guess.

thanks for stopping by.

riff randall('s biggest fan)

Friday, March 03, 2006

ha. lucky store.