someone i sort of know asked me to make a painting for her friend based on two of the friend's favorite songs. there it is.

WARNING: FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

click on this link if you think you can handle it

the fish pool is gone. tony caught all the fish with his hands and we gave them away as Christmas gifts



now we have a box fort instead.






it isn't taped to the walls or anything. its held together with a keystone or some masonry shit like that

aren't these gloves terrific




Lin's Sister Asso


New Big Wang

pictures from summer for you

video letter to a friend

i made this mostly during thanksgiving break last year when i was home alone. it has to fully load to work right.

this is supposed to be for an assignment where we basically record things we like and things we don't like. the dislikes are on the bottom.


someone asked me to make them a painting that says "yay". this is it. jenny drew the donky and stuff on this one.

still no donations, thanks a lot.

Last night a bum stole my shirt in Stuyvesant Cove Park while i was skateboarding. if you see a clean, light blue, button-down shirt on a dirty, dirty bum around Avenue D, please let me know. I would really like my shirt back.

Also, someone stole all of the money i own. i got a thing in the mail from the bank that said they were charging me $30 for overdrawing my account because i took out $500 from a Citibank ATM, which i didn't. So that means i can't even buy a new button-down shirt.
it says $501.50 because there was a $1.50 charge for using a non-HSBC ATM. Just like a little extra slap in the face. Since i have $0 now I have set up a help kyle survive charity fund that you can donate to if you wish. Just send cash, checks, food, clothing or anything else to: 55 E 10th Street New York, NY 10003 Apt 205E A $5 donation gets you an original Life Sucks for Kyle drawing and a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart for helping someone who needs it.

here are some paintings and drawings i made. we're having an art show in the dorm room sometime.

photo by greg walker


boston's a cool city but it sucks because the only thing that people do at night is go to bars and drink. the subways stop running early, like 12:30 or so and i guess the bars close at 2:00 so the streets are just filled with drunk people wandering around. we watched these 2 girls walking down the street and they were so drunk that they had to hold on to each other so they wouldn't fall down. it was funny until they got into their car and drove away. also, everyone says the Fung Wah bus is an adventure but that is not true. its just boring. i have discovered that i find solace in chaos.

later

Sorry, no pictures. All of the pictures i took during halloween time were worthless because the camera jammed and didn't end up taking any pictures at all. So you're missing out on a few street fist fight pictures. Sorry. Its not been the best few weeks. My skateboard fell into the ocean last friday and sunk before i could jump in and save it. On a happier note, i'm making new friends every day and even found a few people who can bear to be near me for more than 10 consecutive minutes. Tonight i went to the Elf Power show and Jeff Mangum (Neutral Milk Hotel) walked on stage and sang 2 notes and then walked away. It was the weirdest moment becuase afterwards i thought about all that old video footage of the teenage girls crying at Elvis concerts and i almost understood them. Anyway, there was a band that played before Elf Power called King of France and they were amazing too. If the lead singer did stand-up comedy i would go. If you can find any of their music on the internet let me know because i can't even find their CDs. I'm going to Boston tomorrow on a Fung Wah bus, which i understand is quite an adventure. Going to be staying with my roommate's friend at college and i don't even have a sleeping bag. More stories soon. Maybe pictures too. I'd have to buy a new camera though. Maybe if you want to see more lame pictures send me money for a new point and shoot. It wouldn't take much, like the last one was only $2

thanks for reading,

kyle

Last night at the Halloween parade i needed to pee so bad that I had to go to the hospital.

They had a bathroom i could use.

Friday/Saturday part 1