Sunday, January 29, 2006

These two gentlemen unzipped their trousers, revealing their tallywackers, and urinated on that pole together. I saw it and took a picture. They chased me and my roommate for a few blocks into that busy night club area of chelsea and then lost sight of us so they gave up. Alec and i saw them across the street and yelled "bonerfight" at them. then they chased us for real, like running full speed through crowds of people. we got away though because they were very drunk. i got a crappy photo of men relieving themselves, just another little victory in my sad, sad life.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

greg and i went skateboarding in chelsea on friday night where we engaged in friendly conversation with a couple of transvesdite hookers.

a little later in the evening a bum almost attacked me with a baseball bat. I went to sleep that night and woke up 30 hours later with the flu. that's right. adventure-induced influenza.

this dude is so american graffiti

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Sunday, January 15, 2006

nothing but funfunfun

Saturday, January 14, 2006

i went sledding in vermont. that's not me its jordan.

i was also in attendance at the governor's state of the state address. i suppose i am quite a cosmopolitan fellow. i even saw myself on tv the next day. my hair was fucking perfect.

there were like 300 stamps on the desk in front of the podium.

i worked at the video store too. it was great because i got to see all the people i didn't really like when i left and they could ask how i liked school and where, again, was i going, because they were trying to remember the other day but couldn't because they thought i was at northwestern but that was the other kyle. he didn't end up going to northwestern though so it couldn't have been either of us. anyway, that movie in the middle is called cocksmokers #7 because the first 6 were so well received.

we also had $550 worth of fireworks that needed shooting off so we got down to that business.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

some mulls