this is a picture of alec fist fighting a midget. in this snapshot, the little man has just stepped back to wipe the blood from his brow and alec is preparing to deliver another blow. i thought the background was epic so i decided to point the camera in that direction. needless to say alec was defeated in a bloody scuffle and is currently in stable condition at the bellevue hospital center on 1st avenue.


do you know what this means? someone rides their sailboat in the east river. that's pretty fucking ridiculous.


this hearse-turned-pimp mobile was parked in the driveway next to that boat. it said "pimp inside" on the window and had a silver skull on the steering wheel. my favorite part was the lion king airbrush piece on the hood though.




since my building won't allow outside furniture inside, eric had to pay the parking garage guy $20 to hold it for him until he could sneak it into the building at like 3 in the morning. now they got a couch. sweet.

this kid was so weird. he showed up in our hallway last night and went into someone's room to play donkey kong bongo drums. He called himself the biological wall because he couldn't get sick, even after he made out with someone with strep.


some guy draws chalk outlines around shadows. they look like this.


these dolls were for sale in chinatown. they were on a table on the sidewalk. they made me giggle.


what has happened to our quality of life


artsy fartsy. isn't that girl super pretty

ok. here's the paintings that are still available. they've been selling quicker than used girl's underwear on ebay so get one soon. drawings are also all for sale. i'll put them up soon.


two-headed boy pt. 2 $15

its just a joke $15

reptile fur $20

she loves me she loves me not $20

silly string snowfall $100 (its real big and i made lots of tiny lines that took forever)

terrordactyl $15

on friday we took down the box fort.





and had an art show instead.










these are some newer paintings. most of them are for sale for super cheap.


Jenny. this one's not for sale.

Let's Ride. this one actually just sold tonight.

love is boxes. sold.

Nose Goes. how about $15. the refrigerator door is like a foot and a half long. maybe two feet.

Reptile Fur. $20.

She Loves me She Loves me not. $20.

Sillystring Snowfall. $100. This one's fuckin' huge and took me like 2 months to make.

Terrordactyl. $20.

Two-headed boy pt. 2 $20

The Walrus. $20

i'll put up more for sale paintings soon. if you want me to make you a special one just ask.