All work and no play makes Kyle fucking pissed. So does 5 days of rain and those weird robin hood boots that are so popular among the female population these days. Teachers: assign fewer "short" 5-page essays. Girls: go back to sneakers. Also, if you carry an umbrella please stab yourself in the eye with one of those metal wires so you know what it's like to walk through a crowd of umbrellas without one. Thanks.

Kyle

p.s. If you are reading this your life is pathetic and you deserve more. I am sorry for you and I will put up something to make you happy very soon. Right now I have to fucking workworkwork.