99-cent dreams

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The Actual Air buildings.

pizza party

2009-11-27T18:50:00.000-05:00

2009-11-21T11:56:00.001-05:00

Kyle Komline Director's Reel from Kyle Komline on Vimeo.

2009-11-09T11:08:00.003-05:00

2009-06-12T21:44:00.004-04:00

wave of mutilation

2009-03-07T15:55:00.006-05:00

no mistakes

2009-01-15T11:43:00.002-05:00

2008-12-07T11:28:00.000-05:00

Peppermint bars, peanut brittle bunkbeds and marshmallow walls

brooklyn vampires from richmond, indiana

2008-11-15T11:07:00.001-05:00

2008-10-23T01:27:00.000-04:00

2008-08-08T21:12:00.000-04:00

summer vacation in india

2008-08-06T00:37:00.000-04:00

dedicated to the troops

2008-07-10T18:25:00.001-04:00

Its not unusual

2008-07-06T16:56:00.001-04:00

2008-07-01T20:56:00.000-04:00

From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee!

2008-02-19T21:20:00.001-05:00

harry potter 8

2008-02-19T21:10:00.000-05:00

back from dead

2007-08-09T14:08:00.000-04:00

2007-05-25T12:18:00.001-04:00

2007-05-09T13:16:00.001-04:00

2007-03-03T13:52:00.001-05:00

jason

2007-02-01T14:41:00.000-05:00

2006-11-29T03:38:00.000-05:00

2006-11-27T23:07:00.000-05:00

2006-11-07T16:58:00.000-05:00

2006-11-07T16:28:00.000-05:00

2006-09-30T21:08:00.000-04:00

2006-08-03T03:09:00.000-04:00

2006-07-22T00:33:00.000-04:00

2006-07-06T00:34:00.000-04:00

2006-06-18T18:40:00.000-04:00

we made a movie this weekend in vermont. lincoln benedict took these pictures and i think they're just fabulous. thank you lincoln.

i was skating a mini ramp for the first time in a long time recently and i broke my skateboard

with my face

and went to the hospital

and now i look like this

thanks for showing up on saturday brian

2006-05-28T03:03:00.000-04:00

2006-05-20T00:04:00.000-04:00

this is what all the girls are wearing now. if you don't live in the city, take notes and adjust your style accordingly. all your friends will think you're so fashionable.

terrorists destroyed chelsea piers tonight under the guise of fireworks.

2006-05-16T00:13:00.000-04:00

2006-05-04T21:37:00.000-04:00

oblivion holy moly dude so awesome.

you care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and ratcatching

2006-04-30T20:43:00.000-04:00

this weekend i saw a weiner dog dressed as a ninja turtle. no joke.

2006-04-18T15:34:00.000-04:00

some fucker wrote on my house while i was out skating the other night.

that guy in front of the screen. he's the vice president or something of the explorer's club. in that same slide show there was a picture of a chimpanzee meteorologist and i almost shit my pants.

tony waited outside madison square garden for 12 hours for hockey with all the other crazy people.

2006-04-16T19:44:00.000-04:00

another addition to the "tony doing gross things outside my door" collection.

happy birthday herrie's friend.

t-shirts, anyone?

if you see him, tell him to get his act together. there's less than a month left.

2006-04-13T00:10:00.000-04:00

This is the art of Henry Darger. It is blowing my mind. Read about him its crazy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger

2006-04-11T01:37:00.000-04:00

i started the weekend with a japanese punk show and ended it with quasi. but quasi sucked. i mean i love them but the show just sucked. so no pictures for you.

we are having a padiddle contest. i have 32, alec has 9 and tony has 0. during the past few weeks i have come to learn that police car padiddles are just as common as the regular sedan or minivan padiddle, which is strange to me.

the one and only.

ok this is the explorer's club. those are some of their early 1900s flags and that is their polar bear. i can't begin to explain this institution to you. words will not do it justice. you know that scene in life aquatic where steve takes ned to the explorer's club? well that scene was based on this place. i attended a sort of lecture on deep sea exploration and film documentation by this guy that invented the whole thing. underwater documentaries i mean. he had an eye patch. and he was not at all out of place in the crowd.

i know this is a picture of a picture. sorry but i had to. its from the andy warhol show on 69th and park avenue and you should probably go see it for yourself. there are like two pictures of sylvester stallone in man panties.

2006-04-04T00:10:00.000-04:00

i heard matt damon was in this restaurant recently how sick is that

2006-03-31T01:00:00.000-05:00

2006-03-29T15:41:00.000-05:00

making up for the lost ones and zeros of the hard drive disaster

2006-03-26T22:26:00.000-05:00

staten thailand

2006-03-25T18:31:00.000-05:00

a clown can get away with murder. its so big and so a hundred dollars. its about hiding from yourself or some deep shit like that.

that's on the ceiling of mcdonalds how totally killer is that. i bought a mcflurry and watched the elephants.

that's really how tony lives. he functions better with his pants down.

i'm pretty sure that means exactly what it says and i need not say anymore about it.

check out the snot mustache

ok, that bear went from a fucking furious wild beast struggling to survive on trout and berries to a refined cyclist who receives free medical, dental and culinary service from clowns. what doesn't seem right about that.

2006-03-19T17:59:00.000-05:00

sorry didn't ask.

lazerwolf fuck yeah

sorry its so blurry. it says "royal inbreeding had its problems while god stepped out for a smoke". $20.

people are always like why do you always use pink blue and yellow. i say that its because i have a lot of those colors because i found them for really cheap one time. like i have a whole gallon of pink because it was a $2 paint store mistake. so i have to use it. the same with yellow and the same with blue. people never believe me when i say that's why i use those colors so much. but look. that's light blue for $1. why wouldn't i use it. if i found green for a dollar i'd use that too but i haven't found any.

silver jews why weren't you there? they all look like your boring uncle.

those retards were trying to see stars from new york city.

i hope you can read that sign. its worth it.

oh yeah happy st. patrick's day. i was at at fancy pizza restaurant on st. marks and two of the chefs vaulted their muscular italian bodies over the counter. i didn't know what was going on so i followed them outside and they were totally having a little wwf style rumble on the sidewalk with an intoxicated gentleman. the italians won not only the fight, but also my heart.

the new vice magazine is out. some guy ate whole fucking cow. and "the cruise" was released on dvd too. i've been waiting almost forever for that to happen. watch it watch it.

laterforyou.

2006-03-15T01:51:00.000-05:00

watch the fuck out.
this is a boy in a skeleton costume drawing

watch the fuck out.
this is a man in a redneck costume drawing. actually he is the drummer for a band called The Lazerwolfs. i have never heard their music but i want to.

have you ever really thought about how gross kissing is. like, somtimes when i was doing it i would laugh because its just so gross. i mean its fun or whatever but so is eating ice cream, and that came out of cow boobies. but now that i got dumped i don't kiss people anymore.

this is a twenty dollar bill i got out of my wallet. i don't find those often so i got excited and decided to make a painting about it. if you want to buy the painting it costs $20. i think that's fair.

indian guts. $20.

this is a super top secret preview of a super top secret painting. eric and i found that wood in soho and carried it all the way back. its so big and i was worried i wouldn't have enough ideas to put on it. i'm still worried about that so instead of filling it with ideas i'll fill it with colors. its not done yet but it'll be super expensive. sometimes, like when i need money for food, i really hope my soul is marketable.

ok. i saw this a few nights ago. this kind of thing happens all the time in my room and i have recently started to ignore the insanity because it has become so normal. but then i was like, this is totally nuts. what is this kid doing? this isn't normal. i looked up from my computer and saw tony like brushing his teeth.

then he saw that i took a picture and posed because spreading his hairy italian legs for photos is one of his favorite things to do.

after tony brushes his teeth he usually likes to look at himself in the mirror. i'm not joking. this is what he does.

tony is single, by the way, and quite a catch. if you are a single female between the ages of 17 and 25 give tony a call. he's got a cute butt and a cute smile.

some hippie jumps.

that's totally mr. recipe from QVC. maybe your aunt and uncle have seen him. apparently he's a legend for his use of vanilla in cooking. on his business card it says that he trademarked the name "mr. recipe". pretty cool i guess.

thanks for stopping by.

extremely,
riff randall('s biggest fan)

2006-03-03T18:27:00.000-05:00

ha. lucky store.

2006-02-26T17:02:00.000-05:00

this is a picture of alec fist fighting a midget. in this snapshot, the little man has just stepped back to wipe the blood from his brow and alec is preparing to deliver another blow. i thought the background was epic so i decided to point the camera in that direction. needless to say alec was defeated in a bloody scuffle and is currently in stable condition at the bellevue hospital center on 1st avenue.

do you know what this means? someone rides their sailboat in the east river. that's pretty fucking ridiculous.

this hearse-turned-pimp mobile was parked in the driveway next to that boat. it said "pimp inside" on the window and had a silver skull on the steering wheel. my favorite part was the lion king airbrush piece on the hood though.

since my building won't allow outside furniture inside, eric had to pay the parking garage guy $20 to hold it for him until he could sneak it into the building at like 3 in the morning. now they got a couch. sweet.

2006-02-24T21:09:00.000-05:00

this kid was so weird. he showed up in our hallway last night and went into someone's room to play donkey kong bongo drums. He called himself the biological wall because he couldn't get sick, even after he made out with someone with strep.

some guy draws chalk outlines around shadows. they look like this.

these dolls were for sale in chinatown. they were on a table on the sidewalk. they made me giggle.

what has happened to our quality of life

artsy fartsy. isn't that girl super pretty

2006-02-16T22:24:00.001-05:00

ok. here's the paintings that are still available. they've been selling quicker than used girl's underwear on ebay so get one soon. drawings are also all for sale. i'll put them up soon.

two-headed boy pt. 2 $15

its just a joke $15

reptile fur $20

she loves me she loves me not $20

silly string snowfall $100 (its real big and i made lots of tiny lines that took forever)

terrordactyl $15

2006-02-13T23:38:00.000-05:00

on friday we took down the box fort.

and had an art show instead.

these are some newer paintings. most of them are for sale for super cheap.

Jenny. this one's not for sale.

Let's Ride. this one actually just sold tonight.

love is boxes. sold.

Nose Goes. how about $15. the refrigerator door is like a foot and a half long. maybe two feet.

Reptile Fur. $20.

She Loves me She Loves me not. $20.

Sillystring Snowfall. $100. This one's fuckin' huge and took me like 2 months to make.

Terrordactyl. $20.

Two-headed boy pt. 2 $20

The Walrus. $20

i'll put up more for sale paintings soon. if you want me to make you a special one just ask.

2006-02-07T18:23:00.000-05:00

2006-01-29T18:07:00.001-05:00

These two gentlemen unzipped their trousers, revealing their tallywackers, and urinated on that pole together. I saw it and took a picture. They chased me and my roommate for a few blocks into that busy night club area of chelsea and then lost sight of us so they gave up. Alec and i saw them across the street and yelled "bonerfight" at them. then they chased us for real, like running full speed through crowds of people. we got away though because they were very drunk. i got a crappy photo of men relieving themselves, just another little victory in my sad, sad life.

2006-01-22T17:35:00.000-05:00

greg and i went skateboarding in chelsea on friday night where we engaged in friendly conversation with a couple of transvesdite hookers.

a little later in the evening a bum almost attacked me with a baseball bat. I went to sleep that night and woke up 30 hours later with the flu. that's right. adventure-induced influenza.

this dude is so american graffiti

2006-01-19T15:19:00.000-05:00

2006-01-15T14:39:00.000-05:00

nothing but funfunfun

2006-01-14T01:00:00.000-05:00

i went sledding in vermont. that's not me its jordan.

i was also in attendance at the governor's state of the state address. i suppose i am quite a cosmopolitan fellow. i even saw myself on tv the next day. my hair was fucking perfect.

there were like 300 stamps on the desk in front of the podium.

i worked at the video store too. it was great because i got to see all the people i didn't really like when i left and they could ask how i liked school and where, again, was i going, because they were trying to remember the other day but couldn't because they thought i was at northwestern but that was the other kyle. he didn't end up going to northwestern though so it couldn't have been either of us. anyway, that movie in the middle is called cocksmokers #7 because the first 6 were so well received.

we also had $550 worth of fireworks that needed shooting off so we got down to that business.

2006-01-12T13:26:00.000-05:00

some mulls

2005-12-21T00:32:00.000-05:00

someone i sort of know asked me to make a painting for her friend based on two of the friend's favorite songs. there it is.

WARNING: FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

2005-12-18T23:57:00.000-05:00

click on this link if you think you can handle it

2005-12-18T17:01:00.001-05:00

the fish pool is gone. tony caught all the fish with his hands and we gave them away as Christmas gifts

now we have a box fort instead.

it isn't taped to the walls or anything. its held together with a keystone or some masonry shit like that

aren't these gloves terrific

Lin's Sister Asso

New Big Wang

2005-12-10T20:57:00.000-05:00

pictures from summer for you

video letter to a friend

2005-12-08T21:08:00.000-05:00

i made this mostly during thanksgiving break last year when i was home alone. it has to fully load to work right.

2005-12-06T01:33:00.000-05:00

this is supposed to be for an assignment where we basically record things we like and things we don't like. the dislikes are on the bottom.

someone asked me to make them a painting that says "yay". this is it. jenny drew the donky and stuff on this one.

still no donations, thanks a lot.

2005-12-01T14:08:00.000-05:00

Last night a bum stole my shirt in Stuyvesant Cove Park while i was skateboarding. if you see a clean, light blue, button-down shirt on a dirty, dirty bum around Avenue D, please let me know. I would really like my shirt back.

Also, someone stole all of the money i own. i got a thing in the mail from the bank that said they were charging me $30 for overdrawing my account because i took out $500 from a Citibank ATM, which i didn't. So that means i can't even buy a new button-down shirt.
it says $501.50 because there was a $1.50 charge for using a non-HSBC ATM. Just like a little extra slap in the face. Since i have $0 now I have set up a help kyle survive charity fund that you can donate to if you wish. Just send cash, checks, food, clothing or anything else to: 55 E 10th Street New York, NY 10003 Apt 205E A $5 donation gets you an original Life Sucks for Kyle drawing and a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart for helping someone who needs it.

2005-11-28T15:39:00.000-05:00

here are some paintings and drawings i made. we're having an art show in the dorm room sometime.

2005-11-20T19:24:00.000-05:00

photo by greg walker

boston's a cool city but it sucks because the only thing that people do at night is go to bars and drink. the subways stop running early, like 12:30 or so and i guess the bars close at 2:00 so the streets are just filled with drunk people wandering around. we watched these 2 girls walking down the street and they were so drunk that they had to hold on to each other so they wouldn't fall down. it was funny until they got into their car and drove away. also, everyone says the Fung Wah bus is an adventure but that is not true. its just boring. i have discovered that i find solace in chaos.

later

2005-11-18T02:46:00.000-05:00

Sorry, no pictures. All of the pictures i took during halloween time were worthless because the camera jammed and didn't end up taking any pictures at all. So you're missing out on a few street fist fight pictures. Sorry. Its not been the best few weeks. My skateboard fell into the ocean last friday and sunk before i could jump in and save it. On a happier note, i'm making new friends every day and even found a few people who can bear to be near me for more than 10 consecutive minutes. Tonight i went to the Elf Power show and Jeff Mangum (Neutral Milk Hotel) walked on stage and sang 2 notes and then walked away. It was the weirdest moment becuase afterwards i thought about all that old video footage of the teenage girls crying at Elvis concerts and i almost understood them. Anyway, there was a band that played before Elf Power called King of France and they were amazing too. If the lead singer did stand-up comedy i would go. If you can find any of their music on the internet let me know because i can't even find their CDs. I'm going to Boston tomorrow on a Fung Wah bus, which i understand is quite an adventure. Going to be staying with my roommate's friend at college and i don't even have a sleeping bag. More stories soon. Maybe pictures too. I'd have to buy a new camera though. Maybe if you want to see more lame pictures send me money for a new point and shoot. It wouldn't take much, like the last one was only $2

thanks for reading,

kyle

2005-11-01T20:43:00.001-05:00

Last night at the Halloween parade i needed to pee so bad that I had to go to the hospital.

They had a bathroom i could use.

2005-10-31T23:10:00.000-05:00

Friday/Saturday part 1

2005-10-29T23:05:00.000-04:00

The pink line is where I skateboarded today. I saw the top and bottom of Manhattan. On the way up the subway stopped for a while because there was a guy in the tracks and they had to figure out what to do. It would hurt so bad to get hit by one of those trains.

Also, it looks as if a phoenix is rising from the Fool's Paradise Redo ashes. Nose Goes!

2005-10-25T20:23:00.000-04:00

This is where Fool's Paradise used to live. Unfortunately though, she packed up her belongings (ranging from iTunes library to Fool's Paradise capture bins) and moved out sometime yesterday evening. No note, nothing. Just up and left. She was one-of-a-kind. We were even going to get married in late November. I bought all the DVD's and everything. Oh well. Let this be a lesson to anyone who saves all their video footage and/or iTunes library on one external hard drive with no back up. She could just walk out anytime. Do you believe in life after love?

2005-10-24T18:33:00.000-04:00

sorry thomas, i love you.

2005-10-24T18:22:00.000-04:00

My roommate has recently taken to referring to AOL instant messenger as "aim". It wouldn't be so annoying if he didn't talk about "aim" in loud cell phone conversations that also include the word "sketch" Also, his "aim" would be less annoying if he changed the settings so that the "guffaw" noise didn't sound when a friend entered text. Damn Southern California.

2005-10-23T19:52:00.000-04:00

My roommate keeps closing the window in our super-hot room to make it feel like Southern California summer and I keep opening the window to make it feel like Vermont autumn. The resulting effect is something like a full body version what happens to your warm teeth when they touch ice cream.

2005-10-22T13:42:00.000-04:00

Greg

2005-10-19T14:38:00.000-04:00

looks like another beautiful weekend

2005-10-19T14:09:00.000-04:00

"Ok, we need to start gathering ideas for the 2005 MetroCard design. What can we print on the card that will make people buy it again?
"A naked lady!"
"Hahahaha...hahahaha...no haha we can't do that."
"Yeah, yeah! She could have a tatoo that says MetroCard!"
"Haha! Let's get real now guys. Advertising is expecting a design before the end of the month. What do people want?"
"Butterfinger candy bars, the fat fucks"
"You know...that might be crazy enough to work. I'll run it by Roger. Let's take ten."

2005-10-17T18:47:00.000-04:00

In the "comments" link write your own captions. That'd be fun and engaging. Get to work, fuckers!

2005-10-16T16:27:00.000-04:00

Misfits dance party on Halloween. If you're near 10th and Broadway around 9:00 stop by the Brittany Hall lounge. Costumes if you want. Dance to the Misfits. There will also be a showing of the GG Allin movie "Hated" and after the party we will walk to the apartment where GG Allin died in the East Village. Gonna be fucking righteous.

2005-10-16T14:38:00.000-04:00

Went to the 5boro premier at the Autumn Bowl last night. The skating is amazing but they used "White Lines" by Grandmaster Flash, which was already used in Low Budget. Also, I met Jason Dill in a bar in the East Village at 2 am. Nice guy.

2005-10-13T23:19:00.000-04:00

Robin Hood boots.

2005-10-12T20:25:00.000-04:00

All work and no play makes Kyle fucking pissed. So does 5 days of rain and those weird robin hood boots that are so popular among the female population these days. Teachers: assign fewer "short" 5-page essays. Girls: go back to sneakers. Also, if you carry an umbrella please stab yourself in the eye with one of those metal wires so you know what it's like to walk through a crowd of umbrellas without one. Thanks.

Kyle

p.s. If you are reading this your life is pathetic and you deserve more. I am sorry for you and I will put up something to make you happy very soon. Right now I have to fucking workworkwork.

2005-10-08T23:16:00.000-04:00

El Dave Mull en el Fool's Paradise redo.

2005-10-07T23:49:00.000-04:00

It's Friday night.

2005-10-06T22:47:00.000-04:00

Here are some pictures from the Bono protest last night. All those people waited 2+ hours to watch Bono walk 25 feet from the door to his SUV. I guess we did too, so nevermind.

Harlem hill bomb.

Talk to you suckers later,

Kyle

2005-10-05T23:21:00.000-04:00

Bono from U2 gave a lecture at NYU tonight. One of my roommates, Alec led a protest. Protesting Bono, I mean. We really hate that guy's sun glasses. I took pictures on a camera that uses film and it needs to be developed, but here are pictures of the signs. Alec made them instead of going to class.

2005-10-02T22:15:00.000-04:00

Enough about you. Let's talk about me. pictures by greg.

2005-10-02T02:56:00.000-04:00

Steve. Upper West Side.

Greg. Secret. You can click on these pictures to make them bigger.

2005-10-01T01:14:00.000-04:00

Dave Mull. Hudson River. Fool's Paradise redo.

2005-10-01T00:42:00.000-04:00

Another day, another dollar.

2005-09-30T15:29:00.000-04:00

I've been working on the new intro for Fool's Paradise redo. Get excited.

Also, if anyone wants a painting just ask. I make them for fun and would love to make one for you.

The top painting was for a class. I had to interperet a Sappho poem. The bottom one was a birthday gift for Rose.

2005-09-28T15:07:00.000-04:00

As promised, another still from Fool's Paradise redo.

Jimmy Goodwin. Rutland, VT

2005-09-26T16:14:00.000-04:00

Check out the waffle I had for breakfast.